BS (A. Whiteman) - Chlamydia lyrics

C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! Wondering whats wrong... Why do you feel this way? Gotta to see a doctor... You're sleeping around, gotta lot of partners Getting' a**, gettin' head, f**ed a lot of daughters Hit it once, then you're done, then move onto others Livin' just like a king... Your pee starts to burn, gettin' worried Your balls start to itch, scratch with fury... The swelling won't stop - Getting' worried... Better.Go.Get.Tested.... And now you're thinking twice! About all your lovers And all those random nights, underneath the covers The test is positive - You better go get some med's... Take your dock-si-syc-clean... I'm talking about Chlamydia - Ain't as bad as syphilis Chlamydia! But it's still some nasty sh**... Chlamydia! Put a God-Damn rubber on! Chlamydia! Chlamydia! C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! The chicks you can't call - Don't even have their number You feel all alone - Take your a pills for a week... And the women - Which one was dirty? And.what.were.her.symptoms? Girls have ab-do-man pain, in many cases It hurts like hell during urination...

Won't have any kids - steral -li- zation Better.Go.Get.Tested.... And now you're thinking twice! About all your lovers And all those random nights, underneath the covers The test is positive - You better go get some med's... Take your dock-si-syc-clean... I'm talking about Chlamydia - Ain't as bad as syphilis Chlamydia! But it's still some nasty sh**... Chlamydia! Put a God-Damn rubber on! Chlamydia! Chlamydia! C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! (put a hoody on your woody) C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! (Chlamydia) C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! So think twice about who you're sleeping with... You never know until it's too late... It's a siiiiii-len-len-len-t k**er... Just protect your-sel-el-el-f! And now you're thinking twice! About all your lovers And all those random nights, underneath the covers The test is positive - You better go get some med's... Take your dock-si-syc-clean... I'm talking about Chlamydia - Ain't as bad as syphilis Chlamydia! But it's still some nasty sh**... Chlamydia! Put a God-Damn rubber on! Chlamydia! Chlamydia! C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! (Chlamydia) C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms! (Chlamydia) C-O-N-D-O-M Wear condoms!