You have one key
Key opens door
You have to make your own fun
Dinner for one
Living by yourself, it's good to have a home
sh**ting with door open, staring at the phone
Videogames are a must
Bathtub has crust
Pubes everywhere
sh**ty lair
Living...phone
Good to have a home
Kidney stones
Dust is a must
Staring at the phone
sh**ting, door open
A lot of mopin'
Zero moppin
Yourself, yourself, living by yourself