Welcome to the perfect buffet
Good for straight, transgendered or gay
Vadge and dong are part of this schmorgasbord
Your waiters name is Gord
We come every day to dine at the perfect buffet
Bring many trays when you visit the perfect buffet
Do you want to have crabs?
The waitresses are not old hags
You can have ice cream
Or drink a cup of steam
We come
You can have all the pizza you want a piece a
Have a siesta at our fiesta
Free gift bag with every order over twenty dollars