Cos my mate's were all Gary Boys yeah
Talking like geezers with too much gel in their hair
What you wearing on your feet there son?
Is that Reebok or Nike?
No, it's Mark & Spencers bought by my mum
Cos I was always the ugliest one of the bunch sitting in the dining hall with double chips and beans for our lunch
Watching all the pretty young things go by
With their pikey gold j**ellery and their skirts rolled up way too high
Things don't change, no things don't change
Cos there was this one pretty leader boy, they called him the king
His name was Michael Jansen and he thought was in
With his Nike Air Max and his Brylcream wax
His parents really loved him
But one day Mikey boy went too far
He popped too many pills and took himself down to the pizza bar
Hit the boy behind the counter with a stick
Next thing he knew it was 18 months, in the nick
Things don't change, no things don't change
Oh this town is still the same
Cos these Gary Boys yeah, really love their SRIs, and really think they're something else
Cos now times have changed and we've all come along
But no these Gary Boys they can't move on
Cos we've all left the White Lightening on the green
And doing things in ditches that we probably shouldn't have been
But when we come home to visit the boys are still in town
Sit with their mums on a Sunday morning in their dressing gowns
Things don't change, no things don't change
Cos oh this town is still the same
Cos these Gary Boys yeah, really love their Big Bore 4s, and really think they're something else