[Intro: Poofy & Ameer Vann]
Haha, yo, that last one was amazing, them boys is hot
Goddamn, yes they was
Let me just formally thank ya'll before we bring out the last guests of the evening
We just wanna say thank you for coming out to the 16th annual His Or Hers Potluck
16 ... It's been 16 years?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 16
God damn
And Jessica, let me tell you something about them yams baby girl
You [?]
I'm gonna have to put my dick in it and impregnate your yams
Cause I'mma f** them yams up babygirl
Sweet a** yams, Jesus Christ, Goddamn
Let me... Okay
The last headling group of the night, they go by the name "BROCKHAMPTON"
These boys is coming straight out of southeast Texas (South Texas)
Hotter than chicken grease
These motherf**ers, I'ma say the name 1, 2, 3 times
BROCKHAMPTON, BROCKHAMPTON, BROCKHAMPTON
The thing is about BROCKHAMPTON, is that it's a group
But it's a bunch of n***as in there (It's they)
It's a bunch of lil' n***as in there
So go up on the names
Okay, let me tell you, It's uh... Kevin Abstract (Kevin Abstract, yup)
Joba (Yup)
Matt Champion (Yup)
Ameer Vann (Okay)
Merlyn Wood (Okay)
Dom McLennon (Dom McLennon, okay)
And my personal favorite (Who's that?)
Rodney Smoothback Tenor (Ooh, Rodney smooth as hell let me tell y'all)
Rodney smoother than some motherf**ing bu*ter on some toast, let me tell ya'll, baby girl
Also, wait, there's one more on the card
We got this boy... Uh... Bearface
Bearface? Bearface, yes, that's his name
I don't think he's from around here
He sounded like he was from Scotland
One of them n***as from the last [?]
Where the f** is Scotland?
I don't know man
What the f** is a Scotland?
Or Iceland
Yeah, he not from here y'all, he from not the America, from the other parts