In my other pants
There's a wallet (There's a wallet, motherf**er)
In my other pants
There's a secret
In my other pants
There's a Trojan (Just like that one video I made)
Extra small
Extra small (Don't tell your mom)
I'm not wearing pants
Only boxers (So s**y, so s**y)
They're my favorite pair
They've got monkeys (I've got monkeys on my junkies)
Hangin' out the front
Another secret
It's my ball (only one)
Just one ball
At a party now
There's a girl there
She's got cellulite
On her forehead (That's gross)
Will I ever find
Her attractive? (Yes! How?)
Alcohol
Said alcohol