Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha! Dracula! I am back-u-la To lay the smackula! Like Great Grandpa Trevor Whippin' hearts, inhaling zombie farts I'll find your body parts so I can put you back together I'll race all over the place and when I find your face I'm gonna slippa-slappa-smicka-smacka Got your nose and I found your toes and your elbows and your tiny penis! (Oh my god, it's so tiny How'd you ever have s** with this thing?) Yeah, yeah! Dracula, I will attack you, brah
You'll be spectaculah, when I set you on fire Drac appears every hundred years But he'll cry bloody tears and wish he never was a vampire I'll race all over the place and when I find his face I'm gonna slippa-slappa-smick-a-smacka I'll ama** his balls o'bra** and when I find his a** I'm gonna kick it I'll race all over the place and when I find your face Heya Drac, I gotcha in a sack, ya better watch your back 'Cause I'm a vampire k**er Ha ha ha, bam!