I don't see why I should have to pay more
When I walk in to a convenience store I don't care how bad they taste
I won't let them go to waste
Two hot dogs for 99 cents I'm always looking for the better deal
The camera's watching to see what I steal I don't care how bad they taste
I won't let them go to waste
Two hot dogs for 99 cents I look up at the sign
It says two for 99
I see there's only one left
I need to talk to the chef I use condiments because they are free
They seem to be all set up just for me I don't care how bad they taste
I won't let them go to waste
Two hot dogs for 99 cents