Eight O Clock, Monday night and im waiting
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a 2-Way but im not quite sure what that means
And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing
She'll never notice me
Because she's watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to Rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
Its like a bad movie
If you were me you'd be
Screaming "Someone Shoot Me"
As i fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD Changers full of singers who are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score a Roofie and a Fourty
She'll never know im the best that she'll never have
And when she walks all the wind blows and the angels sing
She'll never notice me
Because she's watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to Rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
She likes them with a mustache
Racetracks Season Pa**
Driving in a Trans-Am
Does a Mulelt make a man?
Its like a bad movie
If you were me you'd be
Screaming "Someone Shoot Me"
As i fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want
Yeah, she's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
There she goes again
With fishnets on and Dreadlockes in her hair
She broke my heart i wanna be sedated
I only wanted to see her naked
Now im watching wrestling
Trying to be a tough guy
Listening to Rap Metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
I ain't got no season pa**
All i got is a moped
Its like a bad movie
If you were me you'd be
Screaming "Someone Shoot Me"
As i fail miserably
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want
Yeah, she's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
Cha Cha Cha!