Woke up this morning, how I got here I haven't a clue In my mouth there is this foul taste, such a hangover, What the hell did I do? I ran to the store to get a drink to quench the thirst And the clerks began to laugh I ran to the bathroom, looked in the mirror and I saw what those ba*tards were laughing at Last night really was a blur, Got with the boys and drank liquor People were dropping like bowling pins, That's when the fun started setting in Some lost eyebrows, some lost hair, Some got duct-taped to a chair Some got bold and tried to fight, Some got tied in Christmas lights The magic marker was running wild, Many ended up in a dog pile
Kitty whiskers, muttons and stars, We've got the feathers you bring the tar Chorus: OLA OLA OLA DRI-A, OLA OLA OLA DRI-O, OLA OLA OLA DRI-A This is a pa**out song!!!! (Repeat Chorus) The night progressed and so did we, Those asleep were in for misery Some got painted like a clown, Some ran naked through the town Jelly donuts in the pants, give us another table dance Some got wild some got crazy, Some didn't move just too lazy Pour Nyquil in his cup, Tonight we are gonna do him up Looks like someone is cooking up a tasty dish, Hey Willow how's the fish! (Repeat Chorus) x4