[Skit:]
Oh sh**, you look cute as hell.
Now you move over here and let me start ma**aging that fine a** of yours.
What the f**'s up with these b**hes?
I got dick for days but these hoes wanna keep their face buried in some p**y!?
b**h You ain't even gay.
[Verse 1:]
She got a Katy Perry ringtone, plays it like a theme song
Kissed a girl and like it, now she swearing off the ding dong
Back and forth, like ping pong, she really strictly dicky
Then Madonna's screwing Britney now the b**h is stricky licky
s** a dick, or s** a titty, she don't really give a f**
And ducky rainbow on her preis mean she always gettin lucky
Had her first fish platter on her girlfriend's futon
Hidden valley, tossing salad, licking on a croûton
No shame in this fake b**h game
Swerving in and outta traffic, never staying in her own lane
She want a piece of cake, and yeah, she wanna eat it too
Pay her some attention and the b**h'll go down eating you
[Chorus:]
Drop the act and Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the p**y out yo mouth.
You love the peter! b**h don't lie. You love the co*k!
Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.
[Verse 2:]
Girls gone wild, spring break, college road trip
In some wet t-shirts, wrestling in cool whip
Flash a nipple, slap a p**y for a attention
Just turned eighteen, now she on a f**ing mission
Gotta make her daddy listen, maybe show a little anger
Four shots of jägermeister, tongue kiss a perfect strange
Three, four fingers deep in some bleach-blonde bimbo
A double headed dil*o, beating like it's Kimbo
Put it on the YouTube, the pictures on the Myspace
Just so I can peep it, wish the b**h would sit on my face
Two straight broads, tongue kissing, by the swimmin pool
Fake dyke b**hes eating coochie cause it's cool
[Chorus:]
Drop the act and Lezbehonest.
No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the p**y out yo mouth.
b**h you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
b**h you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
b**h you know you want it, don't say that you don't want it.
b**h you know you want it.
b**h you know you want it.
Never gonna beat her, now you're lickin' on the cooter.
One day she was your friend and the next she wasn't screwin'
Now I'm ma**ed out with no luck, can't even get my dick s**ed.
Jerkin' off in the corner watchin' her and you f**.
[Verse 3:]
Don't get your panties twisted, sh** I love them freaky b**hes
Daisy chains, and running trains, girl on girl, and p**y fistin
All I'm really tryna say is girl don't claim your a** is gay
I laid the pipe the other night and f**ed your girlfriend yesterday
Tell the truth, don't even trip, you know you wanna wrap them lips
Around a peter, lick the tip, cause little girls don't come equipped
b**h, please, you ain't right, what you really tryna prove
Carpet munchin, donkey punchin, cause you claim you're so confused
Yeah, it puts my dick on hard, to see your 69in neden
But two brides up on your cake won't be the case up at your weddin
Put in perspective cut the act you ain't no lesbian
Just a chick who love the dick but perpetrate a lesbian
[Chorus:]
Drop the act n Lezbehonest. No more trips for you down south.
Ding-a-ling you know you want it, take the p**y out yo mouth.
You love the peter! b**h don't lie. You love the co*k!
Don't even try. No more cooter! No more coochie! VaJayJay time to say good bye.
[Skit:]
After all, we're just two lonely b**hes on the loose for the weekend.
Yeah, I bet your little a** is on fire.
You'll be a new woman when I'm finished working on you.