I'm twenty-two and I live at home
And I hate my sh**ty job and sh**ty wage.
I feel like I need an attitude adjustment.
When the transformation's over you can see it on my face.
Grow a beard and a 'stache.
Move out to the woods.
Do the H.D. Thoreau-thing and start feeling good.
Disconnect the phones and sever all the credit cards.
You hate the options they present to you
And everything is owned by someone lame.
Here's a lesson how to deal with corporatization:
Stick it to the man because the man don't own your face.
Grow a beard and a 'stache.
Move out to the woods.
Do the H.D. Thoreau-thing and start feeling good.
Disconnect the phones and sever all the credit cards.
You say they're not much different then me.
I disagree. They're buying 200-dollar designer jeans.
They drink martinis. I can't afford a shot of whiskey.
The joke's on everyone but me.
[Quiet Vocals]
You wake up every day, and you go to that job interview. But before you go to your job interview, you shave off your beard. And you know what happens when you shave off your beard? 10 kids die in third world countries. 15 kids die in communist countries. and 20 kids die in socialist countries. Don't conform to gilette. Don't conform to schick. Don't conform to the mach 3 turbo. Don't conform to the venus. Don't conform to the mach 3, Don't conform to the mach 3. And then when you wake up in the morning and you go into work and your friends say 'that's a sh**ty beard,' you say, 'f** you! you're a sh**ty f**ing, non...beard!
MY BEARD OF DEFIANCE X1000!
TAKE BACK THE BEARD! TAKE BACK THE WORLD!