[Intro]
"Hi, Claude again. You remember I told you about my cousin when I was 15? Well, the year after that, I k**ed this kid, Louie. Bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger, hahaha! I got away with it, haha! But erm, I wanna apologize to Louie. I'm sorry Louie, hahaha!"
[Hook (x5)]
Bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger
[Verse 1]
I knew this motherf**er named Louie
Every day the n***a talked sh** but today he tried to do me
He rolled down my block with a pistol and a stare
A black khaki suit and dooky braids in his hair
The motherf**er thinks I'm slippin'
But I got my gat and a bat and a 40 and I'm sippin'
Waitin' for the fool to get out the car
The stupid motherf**er thinks I'm a star
But I'm not
I'm the type that'll kick the n***a's a**
Fast
Eazy E's a n***a that'll blast
Hold up, wait, the n***a started to load his gat
I grabbed my bat and ran around the back, yo
He's at my window, thinkin' I play Nintendo
But the stupid n***a don't know I'm behind him so
He dropped the gat like a stupid motherf**er
So I bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
I knew this b**h named Peaches
She often wanted me to f** her trampy a** on the beaches
But bust it, yo, Peaches
Be f**in' around with me, instead of f**in' her man
She's bu*t-naked with my dick in her hand, yo
As soon as Peaches started s**in'
I saw this motherf**in'
n***a behind my car, and he was duckin'
So I told the b**h to hold on
You stupid b**h, put your motherf**in' clothes on
I wonder if this n***a's tryna jack me
Cause I ain't got my gat with me, sh**
The n***a started runnin' up fast
I thought he was gonna blast, so I hid behind her a**
She started howlin' out "wait"
I banked her in the face
But the punk n***a pulled out mace
He asked the stupid a** b**h did I mug her
So I bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
I'm a motherf**in' psycho and I don't give a f** about 'em
I k** the n***a, cut off his dick, so you know I got 'em
Cut his vein, ate his brain, left the n***a for dead
Now it's a gallon of blood, drippin' from under his bed
("Oh, no! What happened to my lover?")
b**h, I bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger
b**h tried to call the cops, f** that
I gotta take the girl out with my motherf**in' bat
Cause I ain't doin' ten in the pen
For a b**h and her dead-a** boyfriend
So I gotta k** the ho
I'm reachin' for my weapon slow
That's when I notice some n***a standin' by the door
The little n***a said "don't k** my mother"
So I bashed his head in with my Louisville Slugger
[Hook]
Sorry, Jimmy
*evil laughing*
He's dead
*evil laughing*
I'm sorry, Billy
*evil laughing*