(Hey, Peter!)
(Hey, Bob. What are you doing out here?)
(Same thing you're doing. You got a light?)
Oh, we are smoking
In front of the building
We are standing, we are talking
But mostly we are smoking
We are smoking
In front of the building
Oh, we are smoking
In front of the building
We are puffing, we are gagging
We are happy
Because we're smoking
We are smoking
In front of the building
Hacking, wheezing, barely breathing
Choking, croaking, we love smoking
I met a girl from another office
She's a smoker just like me
Now we're dating, and we're smoking
We're smoking
In front of the building
We are smoking
In front of the building
And we smell like we've been camping
It could be raining, it could be snowing
But we're smoking
In front of the building
Hacking, wheezing, barely breathing
Chocking, smoking, we love smoking
I never was a smoker
Until I looked outside
They were smoking
While I was working
So now I'm smoking
In front of the building
We are smoking
In front of the building
And the ashtrays are overflowing
We are smoking
Instead of working
We are smoking
In front of the building
We are smoking
In front of the building
We are standing, we are talking
But mostly we are smoking
We are smoking
In front of the building
Smoking in front of the building
Smoking
In front of the building