I don't want to chat with you on the telephone
I know what will happen
My jaw will slacken
‘til I'm saved by that tone
I don't want to bump in to you on holidays
I'll sweat and I'll choke
On thoughts in my throat
Until you just walk away
Cos every time I see you, Oh now
I lose the power of speech
Words remain out of reach
And I always end up looking like your fool
Every time I see you, Oh now
I lose the power of speech
And that took some time to teach and all
I don't want to converse with you in study cla**
Cos all that I know
Will blow up in smoke
When it's my turn to speak I'll pa**
It's not fair of you to surprise me out on the street
I'll fret and I'll frown
While my eyes bear down
On the nothing by my feet
Cos every time I see you, Oh now
I lose the power of speech
Words remain out of reach
And I always end up looking like your fool
Every time I see you, Oh now
I lose the power of speech
And that took some time to teach and all