Who maddest one on the m1
Who hasn't stopped s**ing his thumb
Who very straight and never grins
Who cares what car he's driving in
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
And if he doesn't get what he wants
Then he get a headache
'cos he needs it
Wants it
Almost
Loves it
He's here on his own
On globe alone
Here on his own
Who joined health club to glisten
Into hi-fi precision
Who mobile phone gives him the bone
Who very keen on sharon stone
And then he says...
Who eats at the new bra**erie
Who only ever gets merry
Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime
Without putting calvin klein's on