Uh-huh, yeah
Printmatic, you know the name
Behind the curtain like the Hunchback of Notre Dame
I'll steal the show then your dame
Dick her down and drop her off in the pouring rain
My mind stays stuck on filth
Black cheerleaders and trying to f** milfs
It's only cause I got your moms on tilt
You found out it wasn't toothpaste on her quilt
Sue me, I told I was sorry
But Billy Blanks got you thinkin' that you know Karate
You need to know I play matchmaker as a hobby
I can introduce speed knots to your body
You wanna playa hate, we can take it back to '88
My catalog is an*log dog, all ca**ette tapes
And I hope to god that you're a scholar
'ause before I test your rhymes I'm a test your knowledge
Crush any attempts to act brolic
You the kinda dude I used to lift up in college
Hands around your throat like a dog collar
Over some small sh** like fifty dollars
You don't want that dude to come outside again
For real, you better stay in the pocket
Uh huh, yeah, hah
I used to be a purist
About the records I've been coppin'
Don't nobody care about that sh** unless the beat knocks
Sometimes I'm on some ba**line, 808 sh**
Now I'm on some old dirty drum-break sh**
No denyin'
Most people listen to their music while they're drivin
So the next time you think you've got a cla**ic
Throw it in the ride and listen to it in some traffic
Make sure you roll the windows down
Be honest with yourself about how your sh** sounds
Life would be better if more people did that
I wouldn't have to wade through demos full of crap
Too many wack rappers f**in' up the game
Too many independant acts sounding the same
Poppin' sh** on the net to get a name
Give props to each other, sit around and complain
Your whole philosophy is flawed when your top 10
Is full of cats you know and nobody that I heard before
You need to understand I'm not new to this
You rhyme for two bars I know all your influences
And ain't none of them tight
You all need to put down the f**in' mic
Sounding corny as sh**
Stay in the pocket
Blueprint - 1988 lyrics
Album 1988