Yeah, this song is about your Mother! Your Mother! My Mother buys Diamonds, my Mother buys Pearls. You know my Mommy is, she's a Pearl of a Girl. I hate my Mother, I hate my Wife. I'd like to k** em both, its a fact of life! I'd like to plan it now, I'm gonna use a knife! My wife is a Hippo, she's as Big as a House. I'm gonna feed her, a poisonous mouse. I hate my Daughter, I hate my Mom. Their clothing's a mess, I hope they buy a farm.
I gotta run away, I'd like to use a Bomb. Mommy, Mommy. Mommy, Mommy. Mommy, Mommy. Mommy, Mommy. My Daughter buys Diamonds, my daughter buys Pearls. You know my Daughter is, she's a Pearl of a Girl. I hate my Daughter, I hate my Mom. I'd like to see 'em dead, I hope they buy a Farm. I'm gonna plan it now, I'm gonna use a Bomb! Mommy, Mommy. Mommy, Mommy. Mommy, Mommy. Mommy, Mommy. I HATE THEM DAMES!