[Verse 1: Grendell]
Gonna kick it off homie, heading to the club
Gonna go wild, gonna get real drunk
Drinking on some ecstasy and smoking on some beer
That's what we white kids are doing up in here
This place is named Frikshun or something like that
My friend got bounced what the f** is up with that?
I guess it makes sense cause he's only sixteen
Like Zuppa at the movies his ID could not be seen
[Chorus: Zuppa Clams]
When we're hitting the town you know it's gonna get real
Cause we go clubbing hard like on baby seals
But the musics too loud and I don't do d**
Stop t**ng on me I just want a hug
[Verse 2: Zuppa]
Tryna feel at home but it doesn't feel right
The sound is too much I can't handle all these lights
Why would anybody ever come here by choice?
I'd rather sit at home with my cat and watch The Voice
Just kidding Zuppa don't watch TV he just reads book
With my Kindle I'm on fire and I rock the Nook
But here in this club I'm just out of my element
Girls breathing in my face damn won't you take a breathe mint
[Verse 3: Buddha Prince The Sixty-Second Stallion]
It's getting near dark and it's past ten o'clock
I don't listen to rap I just like soft rock
These girls all on my like my biggest fans
Like I don't sing vocals in a corporate cover band
What was that mom? It's time for bed
I'll be home jammies on with my story to be read
Don't worry baby if I dance below par
Cause I can-I can tell you where the wild things are
[Chorus]
[Verse 4: Clydestale; Ex Machina Mother f**er]
My mom didn't tell me what to bring
Should I play some Magic t-the Gathering?
Chilling by myself, staring at my feet
But play me in melee and I'm elite
I really wish I were somewhere else
Fight me in WoW level 85 elf
k**ing Diablo I'll save you all from hell
But step off homie or you'll feel my spell
[Verse 5: Grendell]
My parents always told me never talk to strangers
That's why I'm hella not gonna talk to those girls
I really don't care if she's staring me down
I'm just way too nervous to be walking around
I'm cool with standing over here in the corner
Blood rushing to my face, I'm feeling warmer
I've never actually taken and d** before
I might black out before I make it to the door
[Chorus]
[Verse 6: Zuppa]
Call this ecstasy this epileptic fit
A guy told me to just take a hit
Now I'm laying on the floor my head starts to pound
Evacuate the dancefloor cause I'm on the ground
I don't really know why I decided to come
I'm so tired of dancing, I'm not having fun
Some hit the strip, some light to roam
Zuppa Clams would rather just hang out at home
[Verse 7: Grendell]
When Grendell heads down to Springfield
He bribes the bouncers with a Happy Meal
These lyrical sk**s have gotten me who*es
Every club I go to blows up like Scores
Club aficionado in the four-one-three
Don't stay past twelve that's too late for me
I'm the club master you can take my word
But don't ask for pics, yo that's absurd
[Chorus]
[Chorus/Outro]
When we go to the club you know it's gonna get real
Cause we go clubbing hard like on baby seals
Except we're not in the club we're just in John's basement
We never went to the club