Guess who's wearing jeans Orange, chocolate seams Every season a new creation Baby day-glo rinse affair Lipstick if you care Frighten the horses Remember dior, sir I'm your circus clown And miss U.K. stood For something that's fashionable
Miss U.K. seasons come and go Felt tip eyeshadow Pouting's a doddle They taught it at my school last June If you'll believe And miss U.K. stood For something that's fashionable