When the night is dark and dirty
Nothing but a bottle of wine and her boots on
There are no regrets
'Cause darling I only f** to the best
I only f** to my own songs
That's how I do it all night long
I only make love to my own songs
Baby, tell me how that is wrong
Subtlety in the street
My hearts on fire
Right kind of lady to meet
My heart is racin'
Your missus is screaming your name to my songs
These are the tunes that get her off
You can thank me with cash in the post
'Cause you got to tie her to the bedpost
When the night is dark and dirty