Nobody wanted to listen
When we said this was for real
Sold our souls to horror and
Then sealed the deal
You laughed in our faces
And really pissed us off
Now Blood Freak is still k**ing
While you die weak and soft
We melt horror DVD's into liquid
And shoot it into our veins
We're socially retarded
And completely insane!
In the Toxic Tomb, we all rot away
Watching horror 24 hours a day
Our drive-in metal is what it's all about
We go for the k** - We Go For The
Grossout!
It breaks my heart to see
Where the horror genre is heading
I'm taking out my anger at the
Multiplex with some violent beheading
I crash the Butchermobile into
The brick wall
Dynamite strapped to my body
I'm here to k** and have a ball
These losers are watching some
New CGI gore-fest
I blow up the projection screen
To put an end to this bore-fest
All these geeks got s**ered
By Fangoria's latest hype job
I'm here to destroy and cut
Them all into shishkabob
Don't try to tell me that this
New crap is any good
If you do I'll break all your bones
And use them for firewood
Another f*cking remake and
A sh**ty sequel to boot
Hollywood will be taught a lesson
This multiplex ma**acre - a tribute!
Everyone gather around the
Table for a grand feast
The TURKEY is hungry and
It's time for roast human-beast
With Cannibal Holocaust and
Texas Chainsaw on in the background
Tonight we're gonna party and
Celebrate being gorehounds!
Dial the number and order
Blood-sauce pizza with meat-eyeballs
Take a sip from a 30 Ft.Aterial Spray
That will splatter all the walls
Don't forget The Slaughter Special
With salted and fried human skin
Then sit your a**es down and
Let our feeding rituals begin!
Worm Face is starving -
Throw him a bone!
Satan wants acid, so leave him alone
The Lungslasher wants
Afterbirth-day Cake
You'd better get it for your own sake
Doctor b**h got blood splashed
On her tits
Now you've got her mad -
She'll cut you to bits!
Turkey Monster likes what he sees
He's master
Of this kingdom of horror-hungry zombies!