There's a creature that lurks, so listen up you jerks
A tale so shocking, you'll start rockin' like dokken!
Born of someone's idea of using nuclear waste infected s**m
This thing was born out of someone's grotesque little germ
Instead of being human, all that came out was a lung
But nobody wanted it so they took it and flung
All alone it sat to rot
People would walk by and spit their phlegm
It felt hatred and anger
And knew one day it would k** all of them
One day it started to grow
Into a giant lumbering slimebeast
The time came for this freak to begin it's human feast
The Mucouspewing Lungslasher
This mutated offspring disaster!
The Mucouspewing Lungslasher
Don't worry ' he's also a GrindGore Thrasher!
It hitched a ride in the butchermobile
I dropped it off near the lake
It attacked 30 people, and feasted on them like it was steak
Like a fly hacks up mucous all over before it eats
There's something about this method that makes it all the more sweet
Checking out the carnage, the people they fled
Because all of them knew that they soon would be dead
This giant chunky gorebeast makes life worth living
He's sick, also thoughtful, generous, and giving
One day I'll control this creature
And make it the star of my upcoming feature'
The Mucouspewing Lungslasher
This tale is beyond gory!
The Mucouspewing Lungslasher
Based on a true story!