Oh, its a town of f**ing fantasy
Wish I went to UCB
Cause there are thirty thousand stupid kids and they're all brain washed into what they see
It's a college never-never land
Dropping acid and starting bands
Super liberal hypocrites, what the hells this hippie sh**?
Berkely is my baby sparkling nice and clean
If its such a mellow place, why do i feel so mean?
Oh, Berkeley is my baby and i wanna k** it
Berkeley is my baby and i wanna k** it
Hanging out up telegraph, your waste of money just makes me laugh
All the stores are just waiting for you to buy their sweaters and drink their brew
There's a double dose if police to herd the homeless off the streets
Cops and schools work hand in hand to wipe the deviants from the land
Berkeley is my baby but I should've aborted it
Had some doubts in the waiting room but now I'm stuck with it
Oh, Berkeley is my baby and I wanna k** it, Berkeley is my baby and I wanna k** it
Oh, its a town of f**ing fantasy
Wish I went to UCB
Cause there are thirty thousand stupid kids and they're all brain washed into what they see (Just like me)
It's a college never-never land
Dropping acid and starting bands
Super liberal hypocrites, what the hells this hippie sh** anyway?
Berkely is my baby but I should've aborted it