Verse 1
Posing for the lads for a slap of your cellulite
Cauliflower arse hanging out of your tights
Nothing f**ing fits u
Why no one wants to hit u
The fats about to rip through
Your falling out
Sagging tits and a**
And you're calling out
Buy some clothes that fit u
You're fooling no one
And I think you have some issues
Here's number one
You're the size of a planet
So go orbit the sun Chorus
Fat b**h
No one wants to f** u your a
Fat b**h
Take what u can get u f**ing
Fat b**h
Ur clothes don't fit u your a
Fat b**h
Fat b**h Verse 2
And let me explain to u
You shouldn't wear a thong
Looks like a scene
From king Kong
And I ain't being mean
It's just the things wrong
Looking at you is like swallowing my tongue
And you're such a f**ing slag
Give her 5 years
And call her a f*g hag
What's in her bag, f*gs?
What size do you think you are?
Are you delirious?
I'd say forty
Maybe sixty
Maybe ninety
Or one fifty
To get a f**
The guys gotta be tipsy Verse 3
Fat b**h
Saggy tits
Wobbly bits
Cellulite hips
Muffin top
Too big for that top
Might wanna stop
Before you drop