[Verse 1: Black Smurf]
My wants and my desires got me chasin' fossil faces
b**h 'em, we got plenty of problems, remind me of Chelsea Lately
Never say I love her back, I guess that's why she hate me
She text my phone like "Smurf, let's f**," she tryin' to have my baby
Just to get a glimpse of me, little shorty got to pay me
b**hes throw that p**y like Frisbee any occasion
Dutchmaster smoke turn the b**h into a Asian
Dark-a** n***a, type to f** her in the basement
Disrespect me, I'ma put you in your place quick
Yeah, I'm amazin', I know I got you cravin'
Had a b**h in love so much, sendin' me nudes, you such a fool
She too bad to be just your b**h, that's mainly why I'm f**in' two
Yeah, I'm that dude she callin' boo when she ain't next to you
Learn to f** the b**h but don't believe sh** she be tellin' you
Final form Smurf, catch me lifted off some medical
Ceiling light rapper, you can't even reach my pedestal
b**h!