(I.B.:) Interview b**h
(B.S.:) When I'm not sure who's talking, or Dres and Lawnge both are
(M.L.:) Mista Lawnge
(Dres:) Who else?
(Yo-Yo:) "Don't try to play me out, don't try to play me out."
(I.B.:) Hello. We are the hosts of L.A.S.M. a**ociation, Ladies Against
Sexist Motherf**ers. And today our guests are Black Sheep.
You both are from New York right?
(B.S.:) Ah. That's true. New York. That's true. Yo.
(I.B.:) You supposedly met in North Carolina?
(B.S.:) Yea, yea, yea. North Carolina. Yea. Uh huh. Yea, yea.
(I.B.:) So what's the difference between the lifestyles you lead in New York and North Carolina?
(B.S.:) Trees and building. Trees and buildings.
(Dres:) Basically, look, there was tractors, rakes, and hoes down there.
Up here we just got the hoes. You know what I'm saying.
(B.S.:) Tractors and rakes.
(I.B.:) Dres, you seem to have a conceited personality. Do you?
(Dres:) Next question please.
(I.B.:) Ah. Wow. In your album you disrespect women by calling us hoes.
Why is that?
(Dres:) Listen, listen, listen. Honey, ho is merely short for honey.
Dig? Hoe is short for honey. We just got lazy and dropped
the -ney.
(B.S.:) Right. Like when you drop to you knees. Right, right.
(I.B.:) Wait a minute. Do you call you mother, or sister, or your grandmother a ho? (Go ahead girl)
(M.L.:) Basically I do. They half hoes. You know what I'm saying.
That's my point.
(I.B.:) Mista Lawnge, what do you mean by this nine point five thing?
(M.L.:) Could we talk about that some other time.
(I.B.:) But the people want to know.
(M.L.:) Not right now.
(I.B.:) But, but.
(M.L.:) Look, I said later man.
(I.B.:) I can dig it.
(M.L.:) I'll bet she can... ho knows all of my business.
(I.B.:) Hold up, hold up. All professionalism aside, motherf**er, where do you come off thinking you're God's gift to the world? It is dogs like you that make men look so bad.
(B.S.:) He, he, he.
(I.B.:) Do you really think this bullsh** is going to sell?
(beep beep, beep beep, beep beep, beep beep)
(M.L.:) Well listen it's like this. Ah, I am a very important man. Right. And as you can tell. It doesn't really matter because, as long as I'm up in somebody busting somebodies gills. Right.
(I.B.:) Look I've had enough of your egotistical, chauvinistic, pimp daddy, immature, couldn't get a real woman even if you want to attitude.
(Dres:) Honey. Listen. Honey, check this out.
(I.B.:) That's it. I can't take it any more.
(Dres:) Honey. Listen. Honey. Listen.
(I.B.:) This is the end of this interview. Later.
(B.S.:) Come on.
(I.B.:) I said later man.
(B.S.:) He can dig it.
I like them n******gs. I like them n******gs. I like them n******gs.
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