Black Salami:
You wanna see some big black lazy dick?
Lemme show you some dick.
[Black Salami pulls out his penis, starts petting it, and then starts wiggling it around]
Bystander #1:
Look at the size of his co*k.
Bystander #2:
That's why they call him Black Salami.
[Scene cuts to Black Salami pumping his genitals back and forth]
Bystander #3:
I wish my dick was that big.
Bystander #1:
You got no reez to complain.
[Camera cuts to a body shot of Black Salami wa*king his penis]
Black Salami:
The other day,
This guy told me to go f** myself.
And you know something?
I can.
Just watch.
[Cuts to a body shot of Black Salami attempting to shove his dick up in his a**]
Lyrics:
I wanna bend my dick to my a**
So I can f** myself
And when I bend my dick I'm gonna f** my a**
So I can f** myself
Announcer:
OH HELL NO!
[Video cuts to an extremely close up shot of Black Salami's penis entering his a**, as dubstep starts to play]
[Video cuts back to the bystanders watching in awe]
[Video cuts to Black Salami rubbing and penetrating his penis in and out of his an*s, as a shocked Patrick Star meme rises on the screen]
Black Salami:
I hope you guys like that.
See you later.