Black Salami: You wanna see some big black lazy dick? Lemme show you some dick. [Black Salami pulls out his penis, starts petting it, and then starts wiggling it around] Bystander #1: Look at the size of his co*k. Bystander #2: That's why they call him Black Salami. [Scene cuts to Black Salami pumping his genitals back and forth] Bystander #3: I wish my dick was that big. Bystander #1: You got no reez to complain. [Camera cuts to a body shot of Black Salami wa*king his penis] Black Salami: The other day, This guy told me to go f** myself. And you know something? I can. Just watch.
[Cuts to a body shot of Black Salami attempting to shove his dick up in his a**] Lyrics: I wanna bend my dick to my a** So I can f** myself And when I bend my dick I'm gonna f** my a** So I can f** myself Announcer: OH HELL NO! [Video cuts to an extremely close up shot of Black Salami's penis entering his a**, as dubstep starts to play] [Video cuts back to the bystanders watching in awe] [Video cuts to Black Salami rubbing and penetrating his penis in and out of his an*s, as a shocked Patrick Star meme rises on the screen] Black Salami: I hope you guys like that. See you later.