No sharks, no skateboards
No pizza, no beer
We're not going to join in the trend of the year
No white hi-tops
No f**ing jams!
We won't be a part of your retro-thrash scam
No zombies, no mutants
No nuclear waste
We'll leave it to bands without any taste
No songs about partying
That's such a bore
f** all your gimmicks
We're ready for war!
We won't write any songs about thrash
Or put it on a shirt for some easy cash
We'll never tell you to get in the pit
Just do what you like, we don't give a sh**!
No mullets, no headbands
And no denim vests
We're not going to end up like all of the rest
No special causes
Or social concerns
We'd rather sit back and watch it all burn
No cheesy vocals
Or recycled licks
People who like that are usually dicks
If you don't like it
Get out of our way
You'll find a new trend by the end of the day
We won't write any songs about thrash
Or put it on a shirt for some easy cash
We'll never tell you to get in the pit
Just do what you like, we don't give a sh**!