well i was sober as a judge walkin around williamsburg
you know they oughta rename this place vodkasodaburg
cause i've been drinkin with them h*mos and they say that they ain't h*mos but they, look like one to me.
i got 25 bucks to blow in vodkasodaburg
yeah that's five drinks of bye-bye mind if i don't leave a tip
yeah that's ice and that's vodka and that's soda, no lime, don't put no bullsh** straw in too
just now i'm starting to get a ride in vodkasodaburg
well my brain is feeling sparkly wow
oh i so i so appropriate alcohol
mmm everything is clear to me now
well i met a local man in vodkasodaburg
him's a self-described hopeless romantic
am gonna buy me another drink he must be retarded
and go back to his f**ing pad alone in bushwick
and i went home with a mulatto
oh yeah he had some mighty cold snow
and that's why then he wrote a song about me
oh no, i was lucky to be alive
i threw up and mosied on back to vodkasodaburg
all the bartenders there all hate my f**in' guts
i was just tryin' to get my time to shine
all the girls turnin into b**hes
spending three hundred dollars on a dress just trying to get f**ed
and this is where i get it off
oh yeah probably never going to stop
cause i can't say i'm never going to stop
no i said i'm never going to stop i'll stop
i was a sad sack of sh** walkin' around williamsburg
just like all the residents that live in williamsburg
i was just trying to take a little trip to vodkasodaburg
can i please be anywhere else in the world except for here.