{intro} Aye, right. a wis wonderin when yous tubes fae the world wildlife fund wid start makin yer charity records. whit is it yes are tryin tae save nou, caterpillars? Christ, if it’s no pandas, it’s creepy crawlies! well, if ye think a’m makin a record wi jacques cousteau, you are sadly mistaken {verse 1} A hope that when a die A will come back as something nice A fish or an antelope Wid be just fine A widn’t be a wasp ‘cause they are girny wee rotters They’ll sting ye when Ye’re on the beach Or at the shops Or the post office Or even in yer hoose {verse 2} What a really hate Is wasps wi their wee stripey bodies And their horrible wee wiggly woggly earieholes And their angry faces And their big sharp teeth A know they don’t really have sharp teeth But they wid if they could get them {chorus} What a really really hate Is creepy crawlies Bees, wasps and hornets And that wee guy paul daniels What a really hate Is creepy crawlies Like harvey proctor And of course norman tebbit {verse 3} I also hate ants (och aye) Especially if they come from falkirk And spiders from inverness Can sometimes be a bit rowdy There’s a way that we can break loose Just spray the ba*tards And chase them aboot yer hoose {chorus} What a really really hate Is creepy crawlies Bees, wasps and hornets And of course paul daniels
What a really hate Is creepy crawlies Like harvey proctor And norman tebbit {bridge} I hate spiders and i hate flies Couldn’t trust a creature with fifty eyes Centipedes think they’re just great But they’re just wee ba*tards that i really hate Slugs are bad, they think it’s good To leave slime around your neighbourhood Look, there’s a wasp, {?} Look, there’s a wasp, {?} I wanna pull their wings off and put them in a jar Burn their wee bodies with boiling hot tar Woke up this morning and put on my clothes Only to find a hornet had stung my nose {verse 1} A hope that when a die A will come back as something nice A fish or an antelope Wid be just fine A widn’t be a wasp ‘cause they are girny wee rotters They’ll sting ye when Ye’re on the beach Or at the shops Or the post office Or even in yer hoose {chorus} What a really really hate Is creepy crawlies Bees, wasps and hornets And of course paul daniels What a really hate Is creepy crawlies Like harvey proctor And norman tebbit What a really really hate Is creepy crawlies Bees, wasps and hornets And of course paul daniels What a really hate Is creepy crawlies Like harvey proctor And norman tebbit What a really really hate Is creepy crawlies Bees, wasps and hornets And of course paul daniels What a really hate Is creepy crawlies Like…