In us you see a couple of song and dance men
I'm the song
I'm the dance
For laughter, joy and happiness, we're advance men
With a song
And a dance
I sing for my supper
I dance for my lunch
I croon when the landlord comes around
For miles around the women and children pa** out cold
When my voice hits the air
And my feet hit the ground
Last night
Out in the moonlight
I came to serenade
A very pretty maid
I sang her to sleep with "Asleep in the Deep"
That always makes them collapse
I saw her eyes close, then she started to doze
But she arose when I sounded taps
Which goes to show what women will do when we're around
And my voice hits the air
And my feet hit the ground