Babe, we are well met As in a spell met I lift my helmet Sandy, You're just dandy For just this here lad You're such a fistfull My eyes are mistful Are you too wistful to care Do say you care to say "Come near lad." You are so graceful Have you wings? You have a face full of nice things You have no speaking voice, dear With ev'ry word it sings Thou swell! Thou witty! Thou sweet! Thou grand! Wouldst kiss me pretty? Wouldst hold my hand? Both thine eyes are cute too What they do to me Hear me holler I choose a Sweet lollapaloosa in thee I'd feel so rich in a hut for two Two rooms and a kitchen I'm sure would do Give me just a plot of Not a lot of land And Thou swell! Thou Witty! Thou Grand! Thy words are queer, Sir
Unto mine ear, Sir Yet thou'rt a dear, Sir, to me Thou could'st woo me Now could'st though try, knight I'd murmur "Swell", too And like it well too More thou wilt tell to Sandy Thou art dandy Now art though my knight Thine arms are martial Thou hast grace My cheek is partial to they face And if they lips grow weary Mine are resting place Thou swell! Thou witty! Thou sweet! Thou grand! Wouldst kiss me pretty? Wouldst hold my hand? Both thine eyes are cute too What they do to me Hear me holler I choose a Sweet lollapaloosa in thee I'd feel so rich in a hut for two Two rooms and a kitchen I'm sure would do Give me just a plot of Not a lot of land And Thou swell! Thou Witty! Thou Grand!