Anything you can do
I can do better than you can do
I can do, we can do
I can do much, much better than you
Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can, yes, I can
Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later, I'm greater than you
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am, yes, I am
I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow
We can do most anything
Can you bake a pie?
No
Well, neither can I
Anything you can sing, I can sing louder
I can sing anything louder than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Sure, I can
No you can't
Yes, I can
He sings pretty loud
I'm superior
No, you're inferior
I'm the big attraction
Oh no, you are the small
I'm the major one
Oh no, you're the minor one
I can beat you at anything
And that's not all
Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
Fifty cents
Forty cents
Thirty cents
Twenty cents
No, you can't
Yes, I can, yes, I can
Anything you can dig I can dig deeper
I can dig anything deeper than you
Thirty feet
Forty feet
Fifty feet
Oh, go to diggin', kid
Oh, I'm so tired
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can do it quicker and get even sicker
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that? Yep
So can a rat
Any note you can reach I can go higher
I can sing anything higher than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
Oh, pick up your tonsils
I'm sorry
Anyone you can lick I can lick faster
I can lick anyone faster than you
With your fist?
With my feet
With your feet?
With an ax
Call me a cab, kid
Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you
No, you can't
Yes, we can
No, you can't
Yes, we can
No, you can't
Yes, we can, yes, we can