if you're scopin for a man from across the room
just go to your dj and aks for this tune
you need to look em in the eye and lick your lips
don't worry bout it girl, they'll take the hint
all you gotta do is grind to this beat,
you're gonna bring the meat home and hit the sheets
just keep dancin like there's no one around
get ready for the heat get ready to get down
if you wanna hook up with a real sweet honey
all you gotta do is show that b**h some money
stroll up to the bar, order her a drink
pull out a thick wad and squeeze her in the stink
(bridge)
You know you is my squeeze
Stop bein such a tease
And let me ease into that spot between your hips and knees
Boys wanna trip my steez, they wanna grab a piece
But all these wiggas freeze when I ...
wake up the next day with a major headache,
look over your shoulder see a bad mistake
get the f** out as fast as you can
you need to be more careful when you're picking a man
(bridge)
if the deets from last night are a little bit hazy,
the b**h you went home with is a little bit crazy
throw her out yo house, pray she doesn't have yo number
don't forget, remember, your dick makes you dumber
(bridge)
you know you is my squeeze, stop being such a tease
and let me ease into that spot between your hips and knees
boys wanna trip my steez, they wanna grab a piece but all these wiggas freeze when I... Holy sh** is that MC Cheese?!
Hi, remember me?
The notorious ol dirty doctor MC Cheese?
Let's talk about irony, like Alanis I was takin myself seriously
See, in my hometown there's a lotta homegrown, quick to bone if left alone
I wanted to condone but rode bareback, all f**ed up like a heart attack.
Blood left the brain and went to the pelvis, I acted like a clown but thought I was Elvis
Made a mockery of myself, it's a tragedy, lucky didn't end up with a pregnancy
So don't be like Mr. Sad Ding Dong, when you dip better wrap your shlong
Some think it's funny, got no money, a coupla kids but they mouth still runny
Ssstop and a**es the situation, the train left but you still at the station
Don't be stupid, and if you're in doubt just go home and rub one out!
But if you're too horny, to just say no, don't come cryin to me to hear I told you so
Bro it breaks my heart but you gotta know b**hes come and go fo sho, yo!
You know you is my steez, stop bein such a tease, and let me ease into that spot between your hips and knees.
Boys wanna trip my steez, they wanna grab a piece, but all these wiggas freeze when I...