Everyone says that I can do much better
Better than what? Hey, I should go ask Oprah
Bullet Proof, 100, your favorite alcohol
She said too much of a good thing, it will k** ya
You're cheaper than a rack of stolen jackets
A parody of someone else you'd like to be
You speak of Deepak Chopra, and of course, world peace
A guru in the making down at Sesame Street
It's not the way you look so vain
Or the way you misspell the "ie" in my name
Hypothetically speaking
Roll over, roll over, Beethoven
Tell me what did I do to deserve you
What did I do
Tell me why I like to hate you
'Cause I do, oh yes, I do
Cats and dogs may sleep together
Doesn't mean they like each other
You get me to stand and deliver
Karma boomerang
Tell me why I like to hate you, 'cause I do
Oh yes, I do
You look great when my eyes are not open
Dependables, predictables, so turn the light on
You're so clever when you're silent
A real thesbian
Too much of a good thing, it will k** you
It's not the way you're such a know-it-all
Your god-like outlook
Only 5 foot small
Hypothetically speaking
Roll over, roll over, Beethoven
Tell me, what did I do to deserve you
What did I do
Tell me why I like to hate you
'Cause I do, oh yes, I do
Cats and dogs may sleep together
Doesn't mean they like each other
You get me to stand and deliver
Karma boomerang
Tell me why I like to hate you, 'cause i do
Oh yes, I do
So Oprah said that I could do much better
Better than what? Hey, you know, hey, whatever
Big said throw me, I'm a loser, I guess that must be true
Why else would I be here with you
Roll over, roll over, roll over, Beethoven
Roll over, roll over, roll over, Beethoven
Roll over
Tell me what did I do to deserve you
What did I do
Tell me why I like to hate you
'Cause I do, oh yes, I do
Cats and dogs may sleep together
Doesn't mean they like each other
You get me to stand and deliver
Karma boomerrang
Tell me why I like to hate you, 'cause I do
Oh yes, I do
Crash bang boomerang
Karma karma boomerang
Crash bang boomerang
Karma karma boomerang
Crash bang boomerang
Karma karma boomerang
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