Georgie made the most delicious cookies
Georgie baked them in his special pan
All his friends who tried 'em
Said that folks would buy 'em
If they're packaged nice and fancy
By the famous Package Man
So Georgie rode his bike down to the factory
Walked inside, his cookie in his hand
Hi, my name is Georgie, I want to sell this cookie.
You were wise to come and see me, Georgie
I'm the Package Man!
I am the Package Man
I am the Package Man
I can pack-ack-ack a package
Like no other packer can
I'll make it boxidacious
Packastrophic really swell
A cookie's just a cookie
It's the package that'll sell!
He turned to his a**istant
Who was standing close behind. He said,
Take this cookie, Snookie
We've a package to design!
Let's see, where should we start?
Hey, I've got it!
Wrap the cookie up in paper
Neon pink might work quite well
Yeah, I think that hot pink paper
Would be absolutely swell
Cause a cookie's just a cookie
It's the package that'll sell
I never thought of it that way
Heh, heh, of course you didn't
Now, place the hot pink papered cookie
In a decorator box
Big enough to catch their eye
From halfway down the block
Oh, a decorator box
That'll really ring their bell
And of course the hot pink paper
Would be absolutely swell
Cause a cookie's just a cookie
It's the package that will sell
I can see it! I can see it!
It's a vision!
We'll seal it all in shrink wrap
Double thick and hard to tear
To keep the boxes shiny
And protect them from the air
Yeah, the shrink wrap is important
To preserve the taste and smell
A decorator box
That'll really ring their bell
And of course the hot pink paper
Would be absolutely swell
Cause a cookie's just a cookie
It's the package that will sell
Gosh, this is awfully fun
Work with me, work with me!
Put the shrink wrap boxed up cookie
In a slick designer sack
To make it more attractive
We don't want it coming back
Great! Designer sacks are magic
With the yuppie clientele
And the shrink wrap is important
To preserve the taste and smell
And a decorator box
That'll really ring their bell
And of course the hot pink paper
Would be absolutely swell
Make it big, bigger, biggest!
It's the package that will sell!
Genius, boss!
Have you ever doubted it?
Now of course this brilliant package
Will be traveling out of state
So wrap it all in bubble pack
And stick it in a heavy crate
Oh boy, oh boy
The crate would sure protect it
On the truck in case it fell
Designer sacks are magic
With the yuppie clientele
And the shrink wrap is important
To preserve the taste and smell
And a decorator box
That'll really ring their bell
And of course the hot pink paper
Would be absolutely swell
Call the kid; it's a wrap
It's a package that will sell
Georgie rode his bike back to the factory
Saw the package
Gosh, it's awfully big
He opened up the crate
And the bubble pack as well
The sack by a designer,
Whose name he couldn't spell
Then the shrink wrap package
With its funny plastic smell
Then the decorator box
Which didn't ring his bell
Then he broke the paper wrapper
And gave a dreadful yell!
Hey, there's nothing in this package
It's just an empty shell!
You forgot the cookie, Snookie
No I didn't; it was swell
Boss, you told me I should snack it!
I said pack it!
Oops! Oh well!
Never mind about the cookie
It's the package that will sell
I am the Package Man
I am the Package Man
It was just a little cookie
But it's gotten out of hand
Keep your fancy packaging
Your lettering and wrappaging,
A little paper bag I can recycle
Will work grand!
He's wrong, Snookie
The kid is totally wrong
What do I always tell you?
You've gotta shrink wrap 'em
Bubble pack 'em
Neatly stack 'em and they've gotta be
Crush proofed and leak proofed
Bug proofed
What's more they've gotta be
I am the Package Man
(Sterilized, h*mogenized)
I am the Package Man
(Sanitized and maximized)
Yes, I made the most delicious cookie
(I can pack-ack-ack a package like no other packer can)
(Plastic-ack-ack packigated by the Package Man)
No, I do not need the Package Man!
(I am the Package Man, I am the Package Man)
(Shrink wrap 'em, bubble pack 'em neatly stack 'em and they've gotta be)
Yes, I made the most delicious cookie
(I can pack-ack-ack a package like no other packer can)
(Crush proofed and leak proofed, bug proofed, what's more they've gotta be)