I live up in the mountain
where all the snakes have legs.
The hoot owls talk in english
and the roasters lay square eggs
Oh I'm a truthful fellow
They call me true blue bill
I never told a falsehood
and you bet i never will.
I had a horse named Pansy
with gorgeous eyes of blue
Her tail was pink and curly
and she cooked my breakfast too
Oh I'm a truthful fellow
They call me true blue bill
I never told a falsehood
and you bet i never will.
I once was a shipwrecked
on an isle across the sea
Caught by forty cannibals
and tied up to a tree
They seasoned me so lightly
and put me in a pot
But I high-tailed it outta there
cause the water was too durned hot
Oh I'm a truthful fellow
They call me true blue bill
I never told a falsehood
and you bet i never will.