With jokes an acquired taste a self-confess- ed ageing juvenile
Her life is lush and when she dreams it's like a film by William Castle
Oh she's the vampire of New York
But she never has to worry she just hops on the bus and makes for the city
Shared a block with a priest
Dressed in black and a chain
That he threatened not to take off again
Took walks with a pram and a shabby young man
Made a date with that priest in Birmingham
She still looks great vamps and shimmers about the years have really suited you
And looking back like we all do
I was last in a very short queue