You're always giving false alarms,
Making your living,
Twisting my arm,
Burning my light bulb
At both ends,
Changing your meaning
If it offends ...
You're like a dinosaur,
You need a cigarette,
You never close the door,
You're always getting wet,
You never take the risk,
You always give advice,
You know I can't resist,
You've got me hypnotised ...
You're always talking,
Making a noise,
Playing the white man,
One of the boys,
Making me nervous,
Bending my ear,
Making your purpose
Perfectly clear ...
You're always planning
Some new campaign,
Making investments
And keeping the change,
Forcing the issue,
Faking the charm,
You're always giving
False alarms ...