It's time to get a grip on that hippy dippy bullsh**
Kick that guru out of town
Shave off that sticky beard, it's too weird and it's not cool
So, wipe off that smile and frown
Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check, one, two, three
Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check. okay
I don't buy your books, I don't like your looks
And your light bulb seems to me quite dim
You're a piece of cake and you're a belly-ache
And your fat chance is getting slim
Your unearthly merchandise and you promise of clear skies
Makes me sick as a parrot pall
You're bloated and you're pink, not as clever as you think and...
That's about the extent of it
Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check, one, two, three
Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check, look out, yeah
Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check, hello
It's time to get a grip on that hippy dippy bullsh**
Kick that guru out of town
Shave off that sticky beard, it's too weird and it's not cool
So, wipe off that smile and frown
Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check testing
Reality check, one, two, three, testing, reality check, hello
(Okay) (End of the day)