He likes to argue She likes it loud He likes his bath water hot She's not to read his paper, wow He wants another daughter But she's through with labor It's so much more exciting Somewhere pleasant Like Hawaii in the winter Like Hawaii in the fall Like Hawaii spring or summer It's Hawaii after all He wants a macaw She doesn't mind They watch the X-Files Sundays at nine She said we'll make a daughter It's gotta be just perfect It's so much more exciting
Somewhere pleasant Like Hawaii in the winter Like Hawaii in the fall Like Hawaii spring or summer It's Hawaii after all The plane is overcrowded The hotel is too tall The souvenirs are cheesy Little dancing hula dolls And he's her big kahuna With plastic lai and all And she is still his cheesy little dancing hula doll In Hawaii in the winter In Hawaii in the fall In Hawaii spring or summer It's Hawaii atfer all Aloha