It feels so good beneath my toes
It stays so green and never grows
Why'd you wanna' go and plant a seed?
When you can buy it from a factory
With a hint of radiation to make it glow
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My air is so much cleaner
My life is so much better than yours, yours, yours, yours, yours
Because I buy synthetic
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Buy synthetic
Don't you worry what your parents think
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'Cause you're the only one that's laughing
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Don't you wanna' be a part of the new thing?
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My air is so much cleaner
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Don't you wanna' be perfect?
Don't you wanna' have perfect friends?
Don't you think that you're worth it?
If you got a bit of cash to spend
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'Cause I buy synthetic
Yes, I buy synthetic
'Cause I buy synthetic
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My air is so much cleaner
My life is so much better than yours, yours, yours, yours, yours
'Cause I buy synthetic