My mind's always been anything but narrow
My flow's always been as fly as a sparrow
I'd rather get women than a bunch of dinero
Got good a** manners, such a caballero
Everybody knows I've got the fuego
Always sportin' waffle-bottoms, shoe game like Eggo
Runnin' around like I stepped on a Lego
I've got hands of God, just like Diego
I open my third eye like an iguana
Springtime, I'm in bloom like I'm Nirvana
Thinking about today, not mañana
And I love these girls like Foreman loves Donna
My plate's always full, rap game fajita
Hangin' with the lads, grabbing latin comida
I'm out here cheesin', just like Velveeta
I'm gettin' that bread, way too much pita
Sabes, ese, que tengo el pan
Get a chick's numero and then I'm gone
They know I'm White, but don't skate like Shawn
I'd say I'm an artist, but really not a con
I'm spreading the peace, spreadin' el amor
These mujeres saben I've got rhymes galore
Take my music with me like a troubadour
I run this mierda, like a dictator
Speak some Spanglish, girl to me
Oh how bonito el mundo can be
From NYC down to Miami
Speak some Spanglish, girl to me
You speak Spanglish? That's crazy, whoa
I love these latinas, but I'm still a gringo
If I flirt too hard soy un pendejo
I use my words, lyrical Picca**o
Cinco de Mayo, I get out of control
Impressing all these chicas with mi Español
Smile for the camera, everyone say queso
I always say, another day another peso
Pretty sure I'm a king just like Mufasa
Looks like a V.S. show in mi casa
Walk in the club, and these girls go loca
If you're talkin' mierda, then shut your boca
You like my rap? Wow, that's bueno
Recently I'm blowing up like a volcano
I'm the best rapper my age, mas o meno
I'd say I'm the greatest, but I know they know
Rhymes abstract, so Salvador Dali
Hope this chick wants a cracker just like polly
I'm waitin' all week for the fin al semana
I've got my Rays on, but I don't like Lana
I'll return your call, gimme un minuto
Don't disrespect me, I'm not a puto!
I'd do anything for a young señorita
These So Cal girls all seem so bonita