[Verse 1: Big Shot] Driving drunk and I ain't got the license for it
And Jill got me feeling like my life ain't full yet
Sitting on the couch feeling high and dormant
Pack another bowl because I need some more of it
Fell for a chick that I had already fell for
You fooled me 11 times, that's shame on you who*e
Awkward interactions make my open wound sore
Cut me out your intimate life, slam that new door
Thought we'd end up somebody like Kanye had said
Making my stomach feel like I just swallowed lead
f** feelings and teen angst, fall on my bed
Maybe what I really need is good head
But my head only feels good when I'm with you
Hear about the other guys, grab a pistol
“Hung up on a b**h, Dylan? That's not like you”
How'd you feel if your best friend wants to f** you?
[Chorus] One cold night in October, you told me we were over
Left me blowing doja, I need a feeling of closure
I miss when you would come over, make out on the sofa
Living life in bliss, this is what I hoped for
You meant more to me than I could have ever meant to you
My feelings so scarce, that they just default to you-know-who
I'm sorry, can't help it, but that's just what they learned to do
I thought that we fit perfectly, like a nut and a screw
[Verse 2: Big Shot]
Mixing d** with brews, just trying to get sicker
Big, gray blob on this part of my lifetime ticker
Give me a sad b**h, I'll do errthing but lick her
She's not you but I can pretend that I know her
f** her later that night as if you knows it
She treats my dick like my chance with you, that's right, she blows it
Write some lyrics, make a beat, music, compose it
Write them ‘bout that girl you like, then never shows it
But I know that you've been busy, busy just like me
Busy forgetting what we were; friendship: Take 3
Thought I beat the friendzone, it beat the sh** out of me
You're the girl I'll always remember. Oh boy, yippee
It's time to go our separate ways, start a family and sh**
But even as I write this down I hate the thought of it
You're the type of girl that gets wifed up real quick
So some closing words: f** you. I love you. And s** my dick