[Intro]
You know I just k**ed this song fool
Yea that n***a dead fool
Nothing but your murder n***a, uh yeah uh
[Hook]
Jason Vorhees, Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger, Jeffrey Dahmer, Charles Manson
And all of your friends I'mma finsta school ya
'Cuz murder's a hobby
I'm using a torture chamber and not a Ruger
So if you wake up in a puddle of blood n***a I did it to you (x2)
[Verse 1]
There's a million ways to die, million ways to k**
So I'mma set an example out of a mothaf**a without my steel
'Cuz im like a hungry lion I moves in for the slaughter
k**ing for the simplest things, twenty dollar bills and even quarters
I'm like a vampire, n***a, fresh meat, I can't pa** it
Walking down the street with a seringe, injecting fools with battery acid
Leaving your mama singing the blues, n***a I'm bad news
I watch you sink to the bottom of the ocean wearing cement shoes
When I was born the doctor twisted up the facts
He said that I was a devil's son so now I'm having flash backs
The preacher almost drown-ded me at baptism
So the sixth year anniversary of my birth, I had to get him
So call the coroner 'cuz Lucky Lurch just warming up
Dead bodies, still decapitating n***as with maggots swarming them
Cuz murders a hobby, I'm using torture chambers and not a Ruger
So if you wake up in a puddle of blood n***a I did it you. (x2)
[Hook - x2]
[Verse 2]
Late in the afternoon the mailman was delivering
So I threw him in my house, slit his throat and left him shivering
Just because my social security check came too late
And I wasn't gonna make it to the bank, so he had to meet his d**h date
One day I'm kicking it with the homies and the neighbors got mad at us
So I threw him in my basement to kick it with my baby snakes and rattlers
They shouldn't of told that me that the ATF was gonna rage
Just because we in the backyard blowing up dynamite sticks and grenades
I called the Domino's pizza man while watching the football game
And it made mad after he didn't show up when thirty minutes came
So when the doorbell rang I f**ed him up like a mobster
While my baby mama complaining that she got fingers up in her pasta
I went to the speaker shop to get 18s on my truck
But when I got in my ride I didn't like the way they hooked up (uh)
Because the amp would turn off whenever it wasn't cold
He got in my truck to fix it, I turned up the beat and watched his ears explode
So call the coroner 'cuz Lucky Lurch just warming up
Dead bodies still decapitating n***as with maggots swarming them
'Cuz murders a hobby, I'm using a torture chamber and not a Ruger
So if you wake up in a puddle of blood n***a I did it to you
[Hook - x2]
[Verse 3]
I'll make you play tug of war with barb wire
Put salt on your wounds, gas on your clothes, and start a fire
Let it burn for two minutes and put it out
Take the puss out your wounds and put that sh** up in your mouth
I don't give a f** about my enemies n***a, I done lost it
I'll stick your hands in a freezer until them mothaf**as is frosted
And then I'll turn on the heater and watch them thaw
While you agonizing in pain, I'll simply break yo jaw
So call the coroner 'cuz Lucky Lurch just warming up
Dead bodies still decapitating n***as with maggots swarming them
'Cuz murders a hobby, I'm using a torture chamber and not a Ruger
So if you wake up in a puddle of blood n***a, I did it you
[Pause]
[Outro]
Murder, k** k** k** k**, murder murder murder murder, k** k** k**
'Cuz murders a hobby I'm using a torture chamber and not a Ruger
So if you wake up in a puddle of blood n***a, I did it to you