Chorus:
I shoulda used a rubber, before I went up in it
And then ya monkey a** won't be sittin in a clinic
[Big L]
Ayyo, one hot summer night after ballin hard
I went to the phone booth with my callin card
And called up Joel, yeah you know L
I told her come to the crib, yo mother f** a hotel
She said she was gonna come at ten
The b**h came, but one problem, she brought a friend
You know I'm not a rude brother yo
But I let Joel in and slammed the door on that other ho
So we was sittin in the livin room kickin it
And all I thought about was stickin it
She was mean, cause you know I wouldn't f** wit a sleazy ho
Yo we was coolin, watching some TV show
I was crackin s** jokes, tryin to get the puss'
And this b**h was kickin scripts beatin round the bush
Talkin bout rhyme for me L man f** rhyming
Cause my dick, is hard enough to cut diamonds
I said, "I hope you ain't tryin to dick tease
Ayyo, cause Big L's quick to tell a b**h leave."
Ayyo my game started f**in wit her head soon
Next thing ya know we went straight to the bedroom
I knocked the boots from New York to Santa Fe
And that b**h burnt me like a gamma ray
I caught a cab, on 139 & Lenox
Ayyo, I took it to the neighborhood clinic
Because she gave me gonorrhea
Yo, I'mma k** that b**h, the next time that I see her
Chorus (Repeat 2x)
One afternoon I was cruising on the Westside
Bumpin my system, lounging back in a fresh ride
Hoes be hotter than a sauna
So I put the system on max, and bumped my sh** on the corner
I saw this girl walkin by who was hype as hell
She was mad point-blank, she was right for L
But she tried to play me like a statue black
I said, "Sweeheart whats your name?"
"I gotta man," "I ain't ask you that."
She said in order to be with me you gotta be rich
You won't be able to switch, I said, "f** you b**h."
Another girl walked by, I called her
"Excuse me what's your name" "Lorraine, what's yours"
Ayyo, game I kicked well
I said honey my names Lamont, but I'm known as Big L
I was looking smooth with the j**elry
She said, "L's for Lamont, but what's the Big for?" "You'll see."
Ayyo, my pockets was extra thick
"So what you doin later, oh nothing, then lets catch a flick."
Yeah, I bagged that ho well
Took her to the triple M, movies, meal, and motel
And when it comes to this I'm a professor
I didn't molest her I caressed her, undressed her then s**ed her
But I must be getting bolder
Cause I didn't put a helmet on my mother f**ing soldier
I started stickin up quick
And the next time I took a leak
A motherf**in flame shot out my dick
Chorus (Repeat 4x)
Ayyo L these b**hes be burnin' the dog sh** outta n***as, know what I'm sayin'?
Who you tellin' man? These b**hes nowadays'd have a n***a dick drippin' lava
[Laughter.]
You know what I'm sayin'? Ayyo, these b**hes'll have a n***a, give a n***a's balls a heat rash or somethin' man
Okay…
Man f**in' with these hoes without a rubber nowadays is like bungee jumpin' with a rope around your neck. That's like playin', [laughter], that's like playin' Russian roulette with a shotgun. Ayyo word, ayyo, ayyo man, f** a rubber man, I'm a start puttin' balloons on my dick, dog, ayyo I'm a start puttin' suntan lotion on my dick or somethin'. Ayyo these b**hes is triflin' dog. Ay I'm gettin' the f** up out of here man
Aight, let's bounce
Aight