[Verse: 1]
I remember in fourth grade I got my dick stuck in the pencil sharpener
The teacher left the room to go get the school carpenter
The girls got close and the boys moved away father
Next thing happens now my dick is getting harder
My dick is really hard in the pencil machine
It's jacking me off while it grinds my dick like a coffee bean
I wanted this girl to s** it, her name was Charlene
I pulled to get it out but I twisted a spline
I asked her to s** it and she said no that's disgusting
"Your dick is bloody," then my dick started busting
The guys said hey it smells like someone's been f**ing
I said hey f*ggot shut the f** up that smell is nothing
I said come over here and I'll break your neck
And I'll bone your girl with my erect... tion
In this science cla** we are doing a dissection
Of my dick that got chopped up and experienced an ejection
Of white steamy cream, let's give it an inspection
[Chorus]
I f**ed her once
f**ed her twice
I wanted to f** that girl for life
But then I got my dick stuck in the pencil sharpener
I lost my dick
I want it back
Please give it back
Motherf**er
[Verse 2]
If I ever find the motherf**er responsible for this I'm going to beat their mothingf**ing a**
f** you and your tiny a** dick you b**h a** man-who*e
s*ut acting motherf**er coming on my a** like a b**h
f** you and your crew I k** p**y for dinner
How am I supposed to feed my kids
I sit alone drinking p**y juice all day
Wondering when I will see my dick again
Once it got unstuck it was a bloody mess
I put it in the pants of this one girl Sabrina
She told me it made her wet even though
It was bloody as f** and she probably got aids
I only want my dick back
Imagine if your dick was ripped off you
It would feel so bad (so bad so bad)
So f** you!
[Chorus]
I f**ed her once
f**ed her twice
I wanted to f** that girl for life
But then I got my dick stuck in the pencil sharpener
I lost my dick
I want it back
Please give it back
Motherf**er
[Outro]
b**h!
Give me back my dick!
I hate b**hes like you!
Uh
Instead of the headless horseman I'm the dickless dick man
Uh
f** you!