Up at six like a morning glory
Fix breakfast at my inventory
Get to the point
Won't bore you with my story (Surprise)
It's eggs!
Gotta rule over all them zones
Got the tones that's blowing up phones
But when I'm hungry you know I'm gonna jones for eggs
Fettuccine a la ovo
In the kitchen where the pros go
I'll cook you something pro bono
But all I know is eggs
(I'm a chef, I roll hard!)
Huevos Rancheros
Or (?)
Dropping jalapeños
Like bapapapapa bapapa
I'm Doctor Eggman
I'm not an egg, man
Don't make me beg, man
Don't play no game
I wrote the book, man
On how to cook, man
Alright now look, man
I got a name
People call me Eggman cause of my shape
Not Doctor Avocado or Doctor Grape
I'm an ovoid man
With an ovoid plan
That's eggs!
Straight up on a griddle or a pan
People see me moustache
Damn it make me nauseous
Fools like to step and ask if I'm the walrus
That's the wrong song
What's the matter with you
But screw it
I got a three hundred IQ
I got that multiple genre bling
I got four and twenty rings
I'm like Australian Burger King
Cause I put eggs on everything
Back to business
Back to me green hills
I got that custard
They pay me in clean bills
French toast
Take the day off
With eggs
Put em in your face
I got a lock on protein
That's why my figure stay so lean
I'm gonna dominate the whole scene
With eggs!
Mess around and I'll throw down the gauntlet
Round Chef Challenge: Make the best omelette
Okonomiyaki or Matzo Brei
I poach and I baste and I scramble and I fry
And I can fly, did I mention that?
I got machinery to crush you flat
But when I (?) I go full fat
Fri-tatatatata tatata
I'm Doctor Eggman
I'm not an egg, man
Don't make me beg, man
Don't play no game
I wrote the book, man
On how to cook, man
Alright now look, man
I got a name
It's Doctor Eggman
It's Doctor Eggman
It's Doctor Eggman
It's just a name
I'm not an egg, man
I'm not an egg, man
I'm not an egg, man
It's just my name
EGG-AH