Yeah, that's tight Unos, dos, tres, quattro Well, I got a girlfriend, her name is Maria Sexy, spicy hot senorita She like to two-step, she like to mambo Heats it up like a Texas Jalapeno Whoo! Jalapeno, man Whoo! Well, I get so hot every time I kiss her Spin me around like an Amarillo twister So I take her for a ride in my El Camino You know, I like my ladies hot, like Jalapeno Whoo! Jalapeno, brother Whoo! Steel Say everybody wanna heat it up Wanna eat it up Wanna sing along with me? Big and Rich is where the party be Say everybody wanna heat it up Wanna eat it up Wanna sing along with me
Big and Rich is where the party, where the party be Well, my baby lets the tequila do the talkin' (Baby lets the tequila do the talkin') Long as she knows that everybody's watchin' (Long as she knows that everybody's watchin') Shakin' her thing like a wild bandito (Shakin' her thing like a wild bandito) You know she burns the whole place up like Jalapeno Whoo! Jalapeno Man Whoo! Whoo! Jalapeno whoo! Jalapeno, brother Do the lick, do the lick, do the lick, lick lick Do do do dah, do dah dah, yeah Do do do dah, do dah dah, yeah Do do do dah, do dah dah, yeah Do do do dah, do dah dah, yeah